PERFORMANCE DATES:
March 6-22, 2026 (Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 p.m., Saturdays & Sundays at 2 p.m.)
THE STORY:
A dysfunctional Southern family comes together to plan a funeral in this character-driven ensemble comedy. When the Turpin family patriarch Bud suddenly dies of a stroke, his sons Ray-Bud and Junior, sister Marguerite, and widow Raynelle do their best to ensure a dignified memorial, but familial squabbles quickly get in the way. Junior’s wife Suzanne (correctly) accuses him of infidelity, a resentful Ray-Bud drinks to deal with his resentment over footing the bill for a service being handled by the funeral home of his archrival, and Raynelle seems more concerned with ensuring that Bud’s legacy as “mean and surly” is quite literally carved in stone. Dearly Departed is a side-splitting ensemble comedy that’s at once a parody of and a love letter to life in the Deep South.
For more info call 734-460-2410


THE STORY:
It’s 1940. Lola Winkleman, Star of the Silver Screen, needs help. Her kid sister is missing. One man can find her - Slade Stone. Private Investigator, Gumshoe, Plain Clothes Detective, Clue Sniffer, Inspector. Sometimes Stone has to go looking for a case, but this one walked through his door - in the shape of abeautiful movie star. Last seen at the Bottoms Up Club, Slade and his partner, O’Malley, must find the little sister before the press does. Along the way, they encounter lies, deceit, deception, murder, and great laughs. Will they find the girl? Will they get the girl? Will they outsmart the press? Will they get free samples from the sponsor? Intrigue, twists, and really funny bits.
*In addition to the roles listed below, looking for two male and two female vocalists to perform music and commercial jingles from the 1940's on stage throughout the show.*
Slade Stone – 1940’s Noir Detective. Male. Age 25-55
Penelope – Ditzy secretary. Female. Age 25-55
Lola Winkleman – Femme Fatale, Star of the Silver Screen. Female. Age 25-55
Thomas O’Malley/Patty O’Malley – Dual role – Stone’s partner/Police sergeant. Bumbling. Male. Age 25-55
Linda O’Malley – Thomas’ wife and Stone’s girlfriend. Female. Age 25-55
Newsie – Street smart. Male or Female. 12-40
Dr. Chesterton – Product spokesperson. Male or Female. 35-60
Leopold Johnson – Maniacal double agent. Male. 25-70
*In addition to the roles listed above, looking for two male and two female vocalists to perform music and commercial jingles from the 1940's on stage throughout the show.*
First Rehearsal Monday, April 6 at 6:30 p.m.
Sundays 1 – 5 p.m.
Mondays 6:30 - 9:30 pm
Wednesdays 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.
AUDITION REGESTRATION SHEET - Please fill out before coming to auditions
CONFLICT CALENDAR - Download, fill out and bring to auditions
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ylUUOeyQRwef4Mm2l_eL5xRUEvLJUzr8/view?usp=sharing
Monday & Wednesday, March 30 & April 1, 2026.
6:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. q REGISTRATION ENDS AT 6 P.M.
Inspire Theatre, 33455 Warren Rd, Westland 48185
COME EARLY AND BE PREPARED TO STAY THE ENTIRE TIME
June 12 – 28, 2026
Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 p.m.
Saturdays & Sundays at 2 p.m.
Cold Readings. You will be asked to read from the script, which will be provided at the audition.
Come prepared to stay the entire time.
For more info, inspire@inspiretheatre.com 734-460-2410 or go to inspiretheatre.com.

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We value honesty and integrity. We require it from all the participants. We will do what we say we will do.
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Inspire Theatre is a 501c3 non-profit community theatre based in Westland, MI.
33455 Warren Rd, Westland, MI 48185
Reach us at (734) 460-2410 or inspire@inspiretheatre.com
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